This is what Willy Wonka did for me when I left Egypt

Hello 5th Grade Families!

We had a very productive class this past Tuesday. Our class was assigned three sections of the Passover Haggadah and instructed to rewrite those sections with a chocolate theme. Next week is the Chocolate Seder and the 6th Grade will be reading our script, along with all the other grades material. Here's what we came up with:

The Four Children
Willy Wonka teaches us about the four kinds of chocolate: The wise caramel chocolate, the wicked bitter chocolate, the simple milk chocolate, and the mint chocolate who does not know how to ask.

The caramel chocolate asks: What are the laws and rules of Chocolate land, which Willy Wonka our Hershey King has made into a chocolate factory?

Answer: You should teach this chocolate all the laws of Chocolate land, including the rule that nothing should be eaten after the s’mores.

The bitter chocolate asks: What does this Chocolate Seder mean to you?

Answer: Since this chocolate says “to you” and not “to us” this chocolate must believe that it is vanilla. You should tell this chocolate, “we do this because of what Willy Wonka did for me when we sang “mi-ca mocha”

The milk chocolate asks: What is dessert?

Answer: You should tell this chocolate “Willy Wonka took us out of Scrumdiddlyumptious Land, out of the land of Healthy Foods, and into the land of Chocolate Milk and Honey, with hot fudge.

For the mint chocolate who cannot ask a question, you must begin the dessert. Tell this chocolate it is because of that which Willy Wonka did for me when I went free from the land of Healthy Foods.


Elijah

Just before the chocolate-chip matzah, we open the door for the Marshmellow Man and invite him to drink the chocolate milk. Since before the Chocolate Seder began the Marshmellow Man’s chocolate milk has been waiting to be drank. The Marshmellow Man was originally a chocolate soufflé. Stories tell that he will come back to us and give us all a peace of chocolate.

Nirtzah

Nutella is the chocolate word for “shalom.”
Scrumdiddlyumptious is the name of the capitol of the land of Milk Chocolate and Honey.
If you look closely at the letters of Scrumdiddlyumptious, you might get really dizzy, but you also might find some of the letters of the word “Hershey.” Scrumdiddlyumptious is the city of Reeses Pieces. Eating chocolate is the final step (as well as beginning and middle steps) of the Seder. We drink the fourth cup of chocolate milk, and gargle, "L'shana haba b'yerushalayim - Next year may we all live in the city of Reeses Peaces." Blessed are you Willy Wonka, our Candy Man, ruler of the chocolate lands, who creates the Hershey kisses on the candy cane.